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  1. 31st October 2009, 09:06 #41
    Eki
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    Quote Originally Posted by BDunnell
    I loved a remark by Jeremy Hardy on the News Quiz on Radio 4 the other week: "I've made arrangements. When I die, I want to be scattered. Not cremated, just scattered".

    Incidentally, one of the funniest things I have ever seen was both death and car-related. I forget which paper this was in, years ago, but it shows the dangers of letting a computer sort things for you:

    'AUSTIN ALLEGRO 1300HL, Taxed, MoT, radio, £395. AUSTIN PRINCESS 2000HL, Taxed, MoT, excellent condition, FSH, £1095. AUSTIN, Cyril, forever in our thoughts, Ivy, Jim and family.'
    Maybe the car's name was Cyril, and it was much loved by its owners?
    I could really use a fish right now
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  2. 31st October 2009, 09:16 #42
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    After I am gone no one will give a Sh!t except a few beautiful women. !!! Not a bad way to go out. Burn me Bury me I don't really care.
    Obama to Biden - "Let the Welfare checks rain upon the Earth - I am going to a barbecue"
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  3. 4th November 2009, 22:10 #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by fousto
    Burn me Bury me I don't really care.

    Do you mind if we wait until you die, though? :
    "The Jaguar's going cheap"
    "Shouldn't it be purring?" :confused:
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  4. 4th November 2009, 22:34 #44
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    There are probably some on here that do not want to wait.
    (I am not one of them!)
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  5. 5th November 2009, 06:14 #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by fousto
    After I am gone no one will give a Sh!t except a few beautiful women. !!! Not a bad way to go out. Burn me Bury me I don't really care.
    How can you play around with women if you don't have any shape after cremated? I'd prefer buried, stay in the coffin and remains handsome...
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  6. 5th November 2009, 12:31 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by leopard
    I'd prefer buried, stay in the coffin and remains handsome...
    What are you, Dracula?
    I could really use a fish right now
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  7. 6th November 2009, 02:46 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eki
    What are you, Dracula?
    no, mummy... heheh
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