After you've gone .....

[gloomyDAY]

Wood chipper, Fargo-style!

[Dave B]

When I'm gone, I'm gone. I couldn't give a stuff what happens to me.

In fact it would me most convenient if I could die on a Monday. The binmen come on Tuesday mornings.

[Mark]

When I'm gone, I'm gone. I couldn't give a stuff what happens to me.

My thoughts exactly!

[Donney]

I'm an organ donor, so that's easy to solve (if there's something worth of course...)
Then the pire.

I wouldn't like people to be especially sad but I can't force them to throw a party.

And about animals, well as sad as it is, they're animals....

[Eki]

My thoughts exactly!

Yes, I couldn't give a stuff what happens to Dave either.

[Schultz]

Mine me of any organ of any use to anyone and then burn me and scatter me. It's the natural way

[wedge]

I'm still undecided. I would hate to be burried and then my grave be forgotten and become unkempt. At the same time I'm not sure I'd want to be cremated or how I'd want my ashes to be scattered.

You can always come back as a ghost and scare friends and family

'This is what you get for not visiting and looking after my grave - WHHHOOOOOO! WHAAAAAA! ERRRRRRGHH!'

[MrJan]

Every time I see this thread I'm reminded of the wise words of Sir Henry Rawlinson:

I don't give a toss what you've done with me when I've shrugged off m' mortal coil... Shove a bit of flex up m' back passage, stick a lightbulb in m' mouth and stand me in the hall. (sniff) Mind you, if you're using electricity you'll have to dry me out first!

[Brown, Jon Brow]

.... what do you want doing with your body?

Also, what do you do with the body of a pet?

I want to be buried at Westminster Abbey or St.Pauls then have an enormous statue of me built in Trafalgar Square.

My brother buried his first ever sheep dog in the sheep pens. It was nice to let him rest somewhere where they had worked together.

[leopard]

I try to stop or lessen my habit on smoking, this may help me saving some organs may be useful for others some day if I no longer need it. This may also help me to have beautiful age besides model of my life is done naturally and more relax, perhaps my organs are perfectly used up on my day-end. However I'd prefer help others other than that way.

I'd be more than happy to see my children life more successful than me. I just want procession is properly done according to my belief, hoping my kids and grandchildren come to clean off my grave and put great smell of flowers on it periodically. I'll be smiling in my long rest then.