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    How long is your left foot?

    If you insist, ok!
    "But it aint how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done." Rocky.

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    Will you measure your left foot?

    It erm... kinda.... well.... it just fell off!

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    What happened to you Left Foot?

    Your legs are so swollen.
    I still exist and still find the forum occasionally. Busy busy

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    Why shouldn't I wear a kilt

    There was nothing underneath
    Duncan Rollo

    The more you learn, the more you realise how little you know.

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    When you look at the FIFA ranking, what was there written below San Marino?

    Two steam trains, a penny-farthing and a sailing ship with 4 masts.

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    What are your most memorable Christmas presents?

    I lost it in the back seat of a Ford Escort.
    “If everything's under control, you're going too slow.” Mario Andretti

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    What happened to your mind, when going on a date with Billy's missus?

    As rare as hens teeth.
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    How common are hens teeth?

    When I pulled up my fishing net it was just sitting there, tangled up in seaweed

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    How did you end up finding your left foot?

    It was a snug fit, but I made do.
    “If everything's under control, you're going too slow.” Mario Andretti

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    How was the back seat of the Escort with Billy's missus and my left foot?

    I didn't know that that was what I was supposed to do with it, so I ate it instead

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