Donkey of the race - Turkish GP

[superocean]

Donkey Driver: Rubens, dude your #2 driver, even if you had managed a win today.
Team: Red Bull for giving Vettel a 3 stopper
Owner: VJ, get rid of Fisi
Official: Bernie for making me stay up to watch the race online instead of on Speed. I'm not watching the crap fox broadcast.

[Dave B]

As far as my English knowledge goes, a car can't be a "he".

Quick English lesson for you: "he had problems with the clutch" could mean

a) There was a fault with the clutch which affected Rubens

or

b) Rubens is a dolt who couldn't operate his clutch properly

Maybe your special insight could clarify which one Ross meant.

[christophulus]

Who, the Williams team members?!

I meant the wheelcovers generally

[F1boat]

Rubens.

[markabilly]

RB maybe depending on technical issues

Vettel for blowing the win on lap one, clear mistake and race over....as later, when he needed to to, once agsin he could not find balls necessary to pass Button nor Webber,

Look for them balls Vettie, tiny as they be, they must be in there somewhere....if not, may be his girl friend could loan him one or two...

[ioan]

Quick English lesson for you: "he had problems with the clutch" could mean

a) There was a fault with the clutch which affected Rubens

or

b) Rubens is a dolt who couldn't operate his clutch properly

Maybe your special insight could clarify which one Ross meant.

Am I and English specialist or what?! :

PS: The previous post was tongue in cheek, but I suppose someone didn't get it!
PPS: According to Alex Wurz the antistall kicked in at the start because Rubens took to much risks at the start, so he had to double shift in order to get the car in the right gear.

[ioan]

RB maybe depending on technical issues

Vettel for blowing the win on lap one, clear mistake and race over....as later, when he needed to to, once agsin he could not find balls necessary to pass Button nor Webber,

Look for them balls Vettie, tiny as they be, they must be in there somewhere....if not, may be his girl friend could loan him one or two...

Lay of the koolaid, man.

[markabilly]

Official: Bernie for making me stay up to watch the race online instead of on Speed. I'm not watching the crap fox broadcast.

amen---he probably made them a special deal to get his track more pr

[markabilly]

Lay of the koolaid, man.

vettel needs to get on the koolaid and start believing he got some before it is tooooo late

given his being stuck behind button, his lap times overall IF he had stayed in front before his first pit, would probably have given him a victory

Nope the clear winner for Donkey, given there was no question about his equipment(err mechanical not the attachments), was Vettel (although the team does deserve some credit as well---but without the lighter tank he might not have gotten pole)

[ioan]

vettel needs to get on the koolaid and start believing he got some before it is tooooo late

Some what?
The car isn't fast enough.