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3rd March 2009, 06:31 #11
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+/ "Well Patrick, isn't 28 a little old to be believin' in Leprachans? :
May the forza be with you
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3rd March 2009, 07:47 #12
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1, Two policemen have a discussion:
- Why does your kid sleep on the wardrobe?
- Bexause last time when he felt from the bed I didn't heared.
2. A policeman came home with the latest model of TV set.
- Where did you get it from?, asks his wife
- I won it at a contest organized by police.
- What kind of contest?
- Mathematics.
- And what had you to do?
- We were asked "how much is 5x5?" With the answer "17" I came the third.
3. Why do policemen wear metal stripes? To listern when it rains.
And why do they wear 2 stripes? To listern to it in stereophony.
4 What's the reason 2 policemen argue when they're riding a motor bike? Which one will take the window seat.
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3rd March 2009, 18:01 #13
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A friend was pretty nervous about taking his car to a new mechanic.
He felt pretty good afterwards though.
It seems he was just down a litre of turn signal fluid.
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3rd March 2009, 18:53 #14
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guy is playing golf with his wife. tees off and hits her right in the head and kills her. during the autopsy the doctor says " I am very sorry. Here is your topflight that was embedded in her skull." Then the doctor says " but I do have one further question - i found a titleist up her ass" The man said "Oh that was my mulligan"
Obama to Biden - "Let the Welfare checks rain upon the Earth - I am going to a barbecue"
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3rd March 2009, 19:53 #15
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World's greatest Joke!
A Priest a Reverend and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender says: What is this? Some kind of joke?
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4th March 2009, 07:54 #16
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A beautiful young blonde woman was supposed to write a short story in as few words as possible, for her college class, and the instructions were that it had to discuss Religion, Sexuality and Mystery. She was the only one in the class to receive an A+.
She wrote:
Good God, I'm pregnant! I wonder who did it!
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4th March 2009, 10:53 #17
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An Irishman walked into a pub.
"But it aint how hard you hit, it's about how hard you can get hit, and keep moving forward. How much you can take, and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done." Rocky.
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4th March 2009, 12:11 #18
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A Great Aussie Love Story equal to Romeo and Juliet.
Gazza is driving over the West Gate Bridge one day when he sees his Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off. Gazza slams on the brakes and yells: "Shazza what the hell d'ya think ya doin'?"
Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says: 'G'day Gazza. You got me preggas, so now I'm gonna kill meself'.
Gazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this. 'Jeez Shazza', he says 'Fair dinkum not only are ya a top root but you're a real sport too'
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4th March 2009, 12:19 #19
Jimmy walks into a bakery and asks for a loaf of bread. The man behind the counter asks him white or brown? Jimmy replays "it doesn't matter, I've got the bike outside."
You're so beige, you probably think this signature is about someone else.
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4th March 2009, 17:21 #20
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Mwanwhile back at the ranch the Lone Ranger not knowing Tonto was disguised as a door shot his knob off.
Touch and Smell - Elias Forge :cat: :dog: :cat: :sniff: Sent from my Pixel 6 using Tapatalk
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