Choose you own... Stig intros.

[thompp]

Some say that the Stig...

...has webbed feet and can swim like a fish...
...has webbed tonsils and can drink like a fish...
...has a potted cactus plant called Steve.....
...lives in a Volcano, and eats Magma...
...played for Accrington Stanley in the 1970's...
...drives a Hillman Imp called Trevor...
...was once married to both Starsky & Hutch...
...rides to work on an elephant every day...
...has gills and can breathe underwater...
...is actually over nine foot tall, but is mostly underground...
...is completely computer-generated...
...appeared in Last of the Mohicans as an extra...
...can see dead people...
...head screws off when twisted anti-clockwise...
...was found frozen in a glacier and de-frosted...
...has Wagner's full ring-cycle for his ring-tone...
...lives with Bernie Clifton and his ostrich...
...speaks 17 languages...

[Mp3 Astra]

Some say that he invented the Congestion Charge.
And that he is powered by coal
All we really know is that he's called the Stig.

[SubaruNorway]

Some say Diana was killed while racing the Stig (hope that wasen't over the top)

[306 Cosworth]

Some say that his real name is really mohammed, and he comes from a council estate in Birmingham, all we know is he's called the STIG!

[JSH]

Some say he urinates Petroleum, and can reflash engine ECU's telepathically....

We just know him as THE STIG!