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    Rudy , my man , you're probably better off not...

    Rudy , my man , you're probably better off not having won .

    The obvious fame that comes from such prestige awards as the SSP Prize brings the always chasing photographers and dirt writers out ....
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    As shown (or maybe not) in the fine print , in...

    As shown (or maybe not) in the fine print , in accordance with the Federated Ice Association(FIA) regulations , the extremely large prize fund(ELPF) was duly rolled over into next year's contest on...
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    Your shoes are too tight , and your gloves are...

    Your shoes are too tight , and your gloves are too loose .
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    Why , thanks for asking . It went very well...

    Why , thanks for asking .

    It went very well indeed .

    It was pretty ouchy coming out , as , I guess he figured me tough enough to endure it without any freezing .
    I gave a few "Yars" , pirate...
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    Thanks , gadjo . It's an easy , takes a couple of...

    Thanks , gadjo . It's an easy , takes a couple of minutes thing , getting it out .

    I just hope the doc says it's ok to take out . That's where I can use the luck , I suppose .


    I am...
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    I'm thinking about tomorrow , as I hope to get...

    I'm thinking about tomorrow , as I hope to get the other chest tube taken out .


    Just giggling at what I just wrote , as it sounds like a demented musical of sorts . "Annie Empyema" .

    "The...
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    Will do , schmenke . Thanks , man.

    Will do , schmenke .
    Thanks , man.
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    Tanks , donks .

    Tanks , donks .
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    The doctor was rather vague in the end as to...

    The doctor was rather vague in the end as to whether I had pneumonia , I guess because it became obvious to them that the lung was being collapsed by the fluid in the sack around it .
    And , what I...
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    So , it's likely we've all heard the song "The...

    So , it's likely we've all heard the song "The girl from Ipanema" .

    Right now , you could call me "The guy from Empyema" .

    I'd never heard of empyema , but it's what I was told I had going on...
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    Damn , Tazzy . You still whinin' about that...

    Damn , Tazzy .
    You still whinin' about that skinned knee you got , fallin' off yer moped ?

    Most mobility scooters have four wheels now , and some even have wheelie casters for wild things like...
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    Friends helping . Thanks , guys .

    Friends helping .

    Thanks , guys .
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    "Planted" my mom yesterday . It's an...

    "Planted" my mom yesterday .

    It's an appropriate term for a life long gardener .

    Never really realized just how many clubs , associations and community events she was involved with over the...
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    Thanks , guys . Not too much happening in...

    Thanks , guys .

    Not too much happening in second practice right now , eh ?
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    She had a positive effect on every person she...

    She had a positive effect on every person she ever came to meet in her 94 years .
    Tirelessly practical , she'd never want to get in the way of life getting back to normal , with as little fuss as...
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    Thanks . It was a tough day yesterday . ...

    Thanks .
    It was a tough day yesterday .

    Friends make all things easier .
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    Thinking about my mom right now . We lost her...

    Thinking about my mom right now .
    We lost her this morning .

    Born in 1920 , she saw a lot of things .

    I went to see her last night , and got to tell her she was the best mom that ever was ,...
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    They'll smell the pizza from there , so , it...

    They'll smell the pizza from there , so , it should work .

    That's more "handy" than "ironic" , ironically .
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    Maybe , if they knew you had pizza , they would...

    Maybe , if they knew you had pizza , they would get there sooner .

    And , if they had some of your pizza , maybe they would feel obligated to help build your snowperson .
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    When a fish gets too big , it won't fit on the...

    When a fish gets too big , it won't fit on the pizza , so you've got to use little ones .
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    A pizza at your door , with no money to pay for...

    A pizza at your door , with no money to pay for it , is like no pizza at all .
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    Hey , who knows whether Schmenke still has any...

    Hey , who knows whether Schmenke still has any snow either , as that picture was taken on Sept 8th .

    However , given that you have seemed to give up the title a little too easily here , it leads...
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    You're no loser , at least , not yet ! Get a...

    You're no loser , at least , not yet !

    Get a picture of that snowperson(don't you just the political correctness in that ?) before Schmenke gets home from work or you will be !
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    I see no snowperson in that picture .

    I see no snowperson in that picture .
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    The prize would be all the notoriety you'd get...

    The prize would be all the notoriety you'd get here , and everywhere else , when we tell everyone .
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