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  1. Not only is he fun Stormy but he's a highly...

    Not only is he fun Stormy but he's a highly intelligent fella too!
    It's no mean feat to learn Italiano in a month :eek:

    I mean look at Pino, he's been chatting to us English for years and he...
  2. Hahahaha I cant say I share your eagerness for...

    Hahahaha I cant say I share your eagerness for Euro 2008 old friend.
    Maybe if The Special One had taken the England job I might be looking forward to it with a bit more enthusiasm Hahahaha

    I...
  3. Dont try to pretend that you've been a complete...

    Dont try to pretend that you've been a complete stranger all these long months Donks

    Do you think I'm a complete numpty? Do you honestly believe that I haven't spotted those tell tale hoof...
  4. Hahahaha I had to come back to find out your...

    Hahahaha I had to come back to find out your opinion on the appointment of The Special One as new boss of Inter Pino .

    It was just as I expected ;)

    PS I hope you're well old friend :D
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    Hehehe spot on as ever Ms B ;) Nah yesterday...

    Hehehe spot on as ever Ms B ;)

    Nah yesterday was just a flying visit sadly.
    I hadn't checked the board for months and when I saw this thread I thought it would be churlish not to come back and...
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    Still am Jimbo, still am ;) Morning guys!...

    Still am Jimbo, still am ;)

    Morning guys! Thanks for the support, I'll wear it always :D

    O Oaf Esq
    "Smokin" Madge Wearygrowler's Rub n Tug Shop
    East London
    Leighton Buzzard
    Oshawa
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    Time for old Oily to move on methinks guys and...

    Time for old Oily to move on methinks guys and gals and Brown Jon Brow.
    I like to think we made each other smile from time to time even if it was only a grimace of anguish ;)

    All the best to...
  8. Thread: Fuel pumps

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    With some jap motors you need to remove the tank...

    With some jap motors you need to remove the tank to access the pump but even then its no drama.
    Should be a case of whipping off the 5 or 6 pump nuts before disconecting the 4p connector and...
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    Personally I wouldn't like to hazard a guess at...

    Personally I wouldn't like to hazard a guess at the age of Sir Ming but last week I was watching an interesting programme on the flickering, talking television about Darwin's theory on evolution and...
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    Yes mate. Somebody has to make a stand against...

    Yes mate.
    Somebody has to make a stand against this type of disgusting behaviour :mad:

    BURN ME! BAN ME! BASH ME! BURY ME! and bring back a modicum of decency to what was once a noble and family...
  11. Thread: Facebook?

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    My track record is right up there with the best...

    My track record is right up there with the best matey.
    10.69 in the 100 metres and 9.002 when that nice bit of poom poom from Class 2B was holding the finishing tape ;)

    Dont ave a pop at...
  12. Thread: Facebook?

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    Nope nothing like that as far as I'm aware Dan....

    Nope nothing like that as far as I'm aware Dan. Every other function on the PC is fine except for this Facebook glich.
    Strange one innit?
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    Here's one for all of yers that know their IT...

    Here's one for all of yers that know their IT from their elbow.
    My little girl (she's 22 actually but still my baby) is a Facebook addict but just recently has found that she can no longer post...
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    If you find yourself in a similarly infuriating...

    If you find yourself in a similarly infuriating predicament next week Drew simply lay on the floor at an obtuse angle of around 130 degrees to the screen and peep behind the offending subtitles where...
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    Kelvin McKenzie = The mentally sub-normal man's...

    Kelvin McKenzie = The mentally sub-normal man's John Pilger. FACTALEROOOZALA!
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    (tips bowler hat at jaunty angle. Holy Pass...

    (tips bowler hat at jaunty angle.

    Holy Pass Laws Bat Rugger Fans!

    Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah
    What a splendid effort from our good friends last night.
    I must confess I thought the game might be...
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    I say chaps (and Curryhead :mad: ) it's only an...

    I say chaps (and Curryhead :mad: ) it's only an hour or two before those perrenial jolly good chaps from southern africa take on the absolutely charming and ever erudite gents from Argentina.
    Let's...
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    Next week: Wearing baggy trousers and it's...

    Next week:

    Wearing baggy trousers and it's effect on climate change.
    Be there or be square Fanny ;)
  19. Thread: Facebook?

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    Interesting Drew. Thanks for that :) I'm no...

    Interesting Drew.
    Thanks for that :)

    I'm no conspiracy theorist but it does make you wonder does it not?

    PS I'm Roxy Sweet Tush btw
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    Do my rheumy eyes decieve me or has there been a...

    Do my rheumy eyes decieve me or has there been a little cosmetic surgery performed on this noble thread since my last visit? :rotflmao:
  21. Thread: Facebook?

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    I'm sure I heard somewhere that you shouldn't...

    I'm sure I heard somewhere that you shouldn't sign up for those rather thrilling applications on Facebook like "Superwall", "Throw something gross" etc as there are "security issues".
    Any thoughts...
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    I sported a goatee once> Sadly I was arrested in...

    I sported a goatee once>
    Sadly I was arrested in the field and given 6 months for indecent behaviour with 9 months suspended for having a small penis :(
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    BEARDIST! :mad:

    BEARDIST! :mad:
  24. Who's this "Englad" of which you speak my little...

    Who's this "Englad" of which you speak my little flower of Scotland?
    Are they any good? ;)
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    Ah no you see you're wrong there mate. I'm merely...

    Ah no you see you're wrong there mate. I'm merely Seth Efricanist.
    If I were racist I would intensly dislike or denegrate an entire species of fat blokes with long beards and funny wide brimmed...
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