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A question comes to mind after seeing the flips that Marcus did is just how much dirt this halo device is capable of digging up into the driver's face if it slides to a stop upside down .
It could...

So , here's what Max thinks about it :
“The car never really virtually drops on top of someone else, it would always skid over the top. But because Halo was sticking out so much, of course it gets...

McLaren have pulled off the ultimate sponsorship coup by bringing on board a company called Gandys , from Oz , that make flip-flop sandals .
Their logo will appear on the front of the halo , and the...

Because of the extra strain of keeping up with the extra workload of the proposed 34 races , and the necessity of keeping up the feel that it is glamorous to race in F1 with a good facial tan , the...

Note - The FIA have issued the maximum size for fuzzy dice .
"...not to exceed 600mm x 600mm x 600mm ..." .

Also note -
"...containing FIA approved fire retardant foam ..."
"...covered in FIA...

The FIA are now said to be looking at what everybody has been thinking , a retractable sun shade being incorporated into the saintly , can this thing get any better , halo device .
This obvious...

Note - Tear tissues and reminder notes , whether of the "post-it" or "pinned" variety , may only be ejected within the pit lane .
Pins used in the cockpit must be fastened with twin tethers .

While they work on the glue for the post-it notes to make it able to withstand the 200 mph wind speeds , the saintly halo device will be mandated to have a cork surface inside , suitable for pinning...

Only just a few of the many resulting from the saintly halo , the device that solves all problems .

Those beads of sweat will be a great source of new revenue for the series , as each one will be...

Apparently , they will be installing rearward facing cameras to the halos , making it possible to actually see the moment the red mist clouds the driver's eyes as he's brake tested or squeezed off...

So , it's supposed to stop 17% of large flying objects .

Tethers have made loosed tires a thing of the past , so , aren't most large items going to be carbon fiber ?
And so , isn't this device...

Concerns over how long it takes to exit the car with the halo in place are apparently being addressed by extending the allowed time from 5 seconds to 8-10 seconds .

That sounds safe .

I know Joe Supermarket , and when he smells blood , he's on the edge of his couch .

And , just to be clear , I knew you knew .
Hyperbole is so overrated .

This thing will stop 17% of flying objects hitting the driver , apparently .
Thus , we can extrapolate that these objects will still hit the driver 83% of the time .

Is that good enough , or is...

That flew right over my head .

What a pain in the a$$ .
Come on , tell me what it means .

I think the effect on vision is the primary issue .
I'd rather have them with a short windscreen than any bars that would affect how much they can see .

They already have very little peripheral...

All those things I mentioned would make it safer .
And , all of them would mean it was less enjoyable to watch .

And , just to be clear , I don't want to see anyone die .

So , why don't we have ABS ?
And , why don't we have traction control ?
And , airbags ?

And why aren't all the spectators wrapped in bubble wrap ?
And , why are those stands not all covered up...

Oh , thanks for that .
Here I was , envisioning a shoe , and you have to go and put a sumo image in my head .

Calling it the "halo" makes it sound saintly , but it looks ugly as hell .

I was hoping that this idea would crumble , but it looks like it's here .
F1 cars will look like "flip flops" from now...