Montezemolo begins his career as a comedian, succeeds, people are laughing

I always knew that Luca was a multitalented guy, but I thought that he will leave the comedy scene to people like Eddie Murphy and Rowan Atkinson. How wrong of me and I must say that even a serious person such as myself could not hold back the laughter while reading his last comedy act.

Read, enjoy and laugh, I did.

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/88716

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Ferrari president Luca di Montezemolo says his two drivers will start the 2011 season on equal terms

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And as a sideshow, he's brought up the "we want to run three cars" BS again

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/88705

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Originally Posted by Garry Walker

I always knew that Luca was a multitalented guy, but I thought that he will leave the comedy scene to people like Eddie Murphy and Rowan Atkinson. How wrong of me and I must say that even a serious person such as myself could not hold back the laughter while reading his last comedy act.

Read, enjoy and laugh, I did.

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/88716



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Could happen - if it is allowed, I so hope the Pirelli's are more suited to Massa's style, and that he wipes the floor with Alonso.......

We havn't had a proper tantrum for a while......... ;)

I believe LdM. Alonso and Massa will start the season on equal terms.


It's just lap 32 of race 1 that it all changes. :D

Maby Luca is being honest.

Massa and Alonso will be treated equally, it's just that Alonso will be treated more equally. :laugh:

He's right. It'll probably take about 4 races before it becomes obvious that Massa can't compete with Alonso.

I sincerely hope I'm wrong as Ferrari need both drivers at the front taking points off their rivals. If Massa had managed that this year Ferrari may have won the tile.

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Originally Posted by Garry Walker

Read, enjoy and laugh, I did.

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I didn't laugh when Felipe received a thorough beat-down of over 100 points by his teammate last season. And I won't be laughing if Felipe can't at least keep Ferrari in the fight for the WCC next season either, because if there is as much disparity between his results and his teammates he will get a boot up his ass.

So, perhaps we will get a situation where Massa is faster and team orders need to be imposed???

(Luca) "Alonso, Massa is faster. Confirm you understand. You need to let him pass."

(Alonso) "F&*k off and spin!!"

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Originally Posted by skc

So, perhaps we will get a situation where Massa is faster and team orders need to be imposed???

(Luca) "Alonso, Massa is faster. Confirm you understand. You need to let him pass."

(Alonso) "F&*k off and spin!!"

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That is the reason that they are airing more radio transmissions next season.
I'd pay about 1/1000 of what Bernie will pay to Fred and Ferrari to see it happen :beer: :burnout:

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Originally Posted by Hawkmoon

If Massa had managed that this year Ferrari may have won the tile.

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Wrong! Keep dreaming.

LdM is good at putting on a show and we all know that SATANder will be displeased if Alonsita doesn't get the better measure of Massa. Ferrari is Alonso's team and no other driver could beat Alonso in the scarlet cars since those attempts would be sabotaged. If Massa gets replaced, then the next driver will just be another number 2.

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Originally Posted by Garry Walker

I always knew that Luca was a multitalented guy, but I thought that he will leave the comedy scene to people like Eddie Murphy and Rowan Atkinson. How wrong of me and I must say that even a serious person such as myself could not hold back the laughter while reading his last comedy act.

Read, enjoy and laugh, I did.

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/88716



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:up: :rotflmao:

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Originally Posted by SGWilko

Could happen - if it is allowed, I so hope the Pirelli's are more suited to Massa's style, and that he wipes the floor with Alonso.......

We havn't had a proper tantrum for a while......... ;)

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One month is a long time during the off season! ;)

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Originally Posted by Hawkmoon

I sincerely hope I'm wrong as Ferrari need both drivers at the front taking points off their rivals. If Massa had managed that this year Ferrari may have won the tile.

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And it would have been a disgrace to F1.

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Originally Posted by gloomyDAY

Wrong! Keep dreaming.

LdM is good at putting on a show and we all know that SATANder will be displeased if Alonsita doesn't get the better measure of Massa. Ferrari is Alonso's team and no other driver could beat Alonso in the scarlet cars since those attempts would be sabotaged. If Massa gets replaced, then the next driver will just be another number 2.

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What? So Massa finishing ahead and taking points off the Red Bull and McLaren drivers wouldn't have helped Ferrari in both championships?

If you think Ferrari will hobble Massa jus to keep Santander happy you're the one who is dreaming.

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Originally Posted by ioan

And it would have been a disgrace to F1.

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Get over it ioan. Your driver underperformed and got his arse handed to him. Deal with it. Everything you pretend to dislike about Ferrari today they were doing when Schumacher drove for them and you rabidly defended them back then. The only thing that's changed is that you hate Alonso and can't stand to see him beating Massa. Give the hypocrisy a rest, you'll look better for it.

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Originally Posted by Hawkmoon

Get over it ioan.

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Who are you to tell me what to do?!
If you are into supporting people like LdM and Alonso, fine, however others might have other standards, try accepting that before patronizing others.

It's like Animal Farm, that team. All drivers are equal, but some are more equal than others.

You'd think that would have changed when Napoleon left....

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Originally Posted by Hawkmoon

What? So Massa finishing ahead and taking points off the Red Bull and McLaren drivers wouldn't have helped Ferrari in both championships?

If you think Ferrari will hobble Massa jus to keep Santander happy you're the one who is dreaming.



Get over it ioan. Your driver underperformed and got his arse handed to him. Deal with it. Everything you pretend to dislike about Ferrari today they were doing when Schumacher drove for them and you rabidly defended them back then. The only thing that's changed is that you hate Alonso and can't stand to see him beating Massa. Give the hypocrisy a rest, you'll look better for it.

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To the tune of Kaw-Liga, an old hank Williams song:

poor ole Ioan, he never gets a break,

poor ole Ioan, he never gets a chance
Poor ole Ioan, he used to get so bashed
so much for being a lover of ferrari

Poor ole Ioan, he now sounds so much like Wilco
no more he is for ferrari and alonso,

Poor ole Ioan, he now still gets bashed
Poor ole Ioan, he never gets a chance

poor ole Ioan, never gets a break

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Originally Posted by ioan

One month is a long time during the off season! ;)

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:D :D

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Originally Posted by markabilly

To the tune of Kaw-Liga, an old hank Williams song:

poor ole Ioan, he never gets a break,

poor ole Ioan, he never gets a chance
Poor ole Ioan, he used to get so bashed
so much for being a lover of ferrari

Poor ole Ioan, he now sounds so much like Wilco
no more he is for ferrari and alonso,

Poor ole Ioan, he now still gets bashed
Poor ole Ioan, he never gets a chance

poor ole Ioan, never gets a break

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Sung to the refrain of George Straight's:

"All My Ex's Live in Texas
That's Why I Make My Home in Tennessee"

ioan if you please?

Mercedes Mike still Stashes Harleys in Texas
That's Why I make My Home in Germany :s ailor:

thw world is very strange....next thing might happen is that scot speed sues red bull.....oh no, that would NEVER HAPPEN, no way

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Originally Posted by Mr Alcatraz

Sung to the refrain of George Straight's:

"All My Ex's Live in Texas
That's Why I Make My Home in Tennessee"

ioan if you please?

Mercedes Mike still Stashes Harleys in Texas
That's Why I make My Home in Germany :s ailor:

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and scot speed will sue red bull.....

oh no, that could never happen, no sir

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Originally Posted by Mr Alcatraz

Sung to the refrain of George Straight's:

"All My Ex's Live in Texas
That's Why I Make My Home in Tennessee"

ioan if you please?

Mercedes Mike still Stashes Harleys in Texas
That's Why I make My Home in Germany :s ailor:

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I am awful at singing it's better I leave you guys do the show! ;)

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Originally Posted by Garry Walker

I always knew that Luca was a multitalented guy, but I thought that he will leave the comedy scene to people like Eddie Murphy and Rowan Atkinson.

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I am slightly concerned if those are genuinely the best comedians whose names you can conjure up.

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Originally Posted by BDunnell

I am slightly concerned if those are genuinely the best comedians whose names you can conjure up.

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I guess he wasn't going to mention Louis de Funès in a thread about LdM as there would be no degree of comparison between them, even though LdM also is funny without really trying.

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Originally Posted by Garry Walker

I always knew that Luca was a multitalented guy, but I thought that he will leave the comedy scene to people like Eddie Murphy and Rowan Atkinson. How wrong of me and I must say that even a serious person such as myself could not hold back the laughter while reading his last comedy act.

Read, enjoy and laugh, I did.

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/88716



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I don't see why he shouldn't. It would be foulish otherwise. Alonso is not Monetezemolo's son. He is a driver like Massa. At the beginning they both start at the same level. Only when one of the two drivers, whoever that is, starts outpacing the other one, that's when Ferrari choose their main driver.

This year with the new Pirelli tires it looks like Massa seems more at ease with them and if he outperforms Alonso he would definetly be the driver number 1.

Ferrari is not in racing to help their drivers to become famous and rich. Ferrari is in racing for....well.....Ferrari. Who wins for Ferrari has no importance as long as he gets it done.

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Originally Posted by SGWilko

Could happen - if it is allowed, I so hope the Pirelli's are more suited to Massa's style, and that he wipes the floor with Alonso.......

We havn't had a proper tantrum for a while......... ;)

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Oh, povero Fernando... The Pirellis, they are so unfair to you. What more can we do to make it better? Here, have a gelato, amico. It makes it all better. Please... please stop crying. No more tears. OK?

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Originally Posted by mstillhere

I don't see why he shouldn't. It would be foulish otherwise. Alonso is not Monetezemolo's son. He is a driver like Massa. At the beginning they both start at the same level. Only when one of the two drivers, whoever that is, starts outpacing the other one, that's when Ferrari choose their main driver.

This year with the new Pirelli tires it looks like Massa seems more at ease with them and if he outperforms Alonso he would definetly be the driver number 1.

Ferrari is not in racing to help their drivers to become famous and rich. Ferrari is in racing for....well.....Ferrari. Who wins for Ferrari has no importance as long as he gets it done.

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Thanks for adding to the comedy! :)

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Originally Posted by Jag_Warrior

Oh, povero Fernando... The Pirellis, they are so unfair to you. What more can we do to make it better? Here, have a gelato, amico. It makes it all better. Please... please stop crying. No more tears. OK?

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sing it out Jag, Hank W. would be proud!!!

Q: is a ferrari a red car
is a red bull a red (bull) car ?

http://en.espnf1.com/f1/motorsport/story/36984.html

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Montezemolo expressing his interest. "Sebastian is fast, intelligent and young," the Ferrari president told Cologne tabloid Express. "He will drive a red car sooner or later."

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Originally Posted by thunderbolt

Q: is a ferrari a red car
is a red bull a red (bull) car ?

http://en.espnf1.com/f1/motorsport/story/36984.html

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That is hysterical, not!
Thanks for sharing such a comedic story with the forum. :dozey: