A new high in stupidity reached.

**Garry Walker** · 11th Jun 12, 18:07

The attempts at social engineering continue

As if this - Egalia preschool bans gender | Swedish preschool gender ban - wasn't mindless enough, we get this one now
Left Party wants men to pee sitting down - The Local

The Left Party's Viggo Hansen, a substitute member of the county council and the man responsible for the proposal, wants the office toilets to be genderless and as a result, is pushing for the "sit-down only" requirement.

**race aficionado** · 11th Jun 12, 18:26

That's the law that my wife proposed when we married and my son and I have gladly complied. No sticky floors in our bathrooms and one less thing my dear wife can rightly complain about.

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**race aficionado** · 11th Jun 12, 18:27

Oh, and we're not stupid.

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**D-Type** · 11th Jun 12, 19:37

There's a difference between a domestic arrangement and legislation.

I do sort of agree with office toilets being genderless. Why separate the genders? Admittedly that means that you can't have any urinals. Come to think of it, could that be what the councillor was trying to say?

**Brown, Jon Brow** · 11th Jun 12, 19:40

I've been in ....erm....interesting clubs/bars

that have had unisex toilets and from a man point of view it does slow down the process without unrinals.

**schmenke** · 11th Jun 12, 20:18

Bathrooms from a man's perspective:

"Some come here to sit and think
Others come here to wonder
I come here to sh!t and stink
With farts that sound like thunder."

**MrJan** · 11th Jun 12, 20:40

Originally Posted by Brown, Jon Brow

I've been in ....erm....interesting clubs/bars

that have had unisex toilets and from a man point of view it does slow down the process without unrinals.

That's what I tend to find too. Maybe having unisex toilets in the workplace would work but in a public place like a bar/club/sports stadium etc. it really does just slow everything down.

**anthonyvop** · 11th Jun 12, 22:19

Originally Posted by race aficionado

That's the law that my wife proposed when we married and my son and I have gladly complied. No sticky floors in our bathrooms and one less thing my dear wife can rightly complain about.

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Please tell me your joking

**race aficionado** · 11th Jun 12, 23:18

Originally Posted by anthonyvop

Please tell me your joking

No, I'm not going to tell you that I am joking.

**Lousada** · 11th Jun 12, 23:35

They had unisex toilets in Ally Macbeal. I don't know why I still know that...

**anthonyvop** · 12th Jun 12, 04:22

Originally Posted by race aficionado

No, I'm not going to tell you that I am joking.

I would ask for you to turn it in but I am sure your MAN CARD was confiscated from you a long time ago. Too bad your son has to pay for your shame.

**ShiftingGears** · 12th Jun 12, 05:05

Originally Posted by Garry Walker

The attempts at social engineering continue

As if this - Egalia preschool bans gender | Swedish preschool gender ban - wasn't mindless enough, we get this one now
Left Party wants men to pee sitting down - The Local

Definitely no Vikings, are they?

At least they still have stories like this:
http://www.thelocal.se/41354/20120610/

**Big Ben** · 12th Jun 12, 08:33

Originally Posted by anthonyvop

I would ask for you to turn it in but I am sure your NEANDERTHAL MAN CARD was confiscated from you a long time ago. Too bad your son has to pay for your shame.

Corrected.

**Big Ben** · 12th Jun 12, 08:37

Originally Posted by race aficionado

No, I'm not going to tell you that I am joking.

I live alone and do that by my own will. There is no shame in being clean.

**N4D13** · 12th Jun 12, 10:53

Originally Posted by Big Ben

I live alone and do that by my own will. There is no shame in being clean.

Even you will have to agree that a clean bathroom is nowhere as manly as one with lots of hair and pee stains on the toilet. It's just a matter of living your life the right way - the macho way.

**anthonyvop** · 12th Jun 12, 15:05

Originally Posted by Big Ben

Corrected.

I bet you got beat up a lot in grade school.

Seriously. A real man pisses like a man then cleans up after himself.

If a woman asked me to piss sitting down I would do what any real man would do. Laugh, then tell her to make me a sandwich.

**N4D13** · 12th Jun 12, 16:56

Originally Posted by anthonyvop

If a woman asked me to piss sitting down I would do what any real man would do. Laugh, then tell her to make me a sandwich.

One wonders how many forum members would agree with your definition of a real man.

**anthonyvop** · 12th Jun 12, 17:31

Originally Posted by N4D13

One wonders how many forum members would agree with your definition of a real man.

Real man doesn't care!

**Big Ben** · 12th Jun 12, 17:52

Originally Posted by anthonyvop

I bet you got beat up a lot in grade school.

Not really. I was the tallest guy in my class and smart enough to stay out of trouble.

Originally Posted by anthonyvop

Seriously. A real man pisses like a man then cleans up after himself.

If a woman asked me to piss sitting down I would do what any real man would do. Laugh, then tell her to make me a sandwich.

I bet you've eaten a lot of spit by now.